jesussbabymomma:

I find it so weird when people find me interesting because its like what did I do to make you feel this way

(via fidiot)

queerios-and-milk:

I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing. 

(via tortor416)

no:

Is it too late to try to be myspace famous

(via gnarly)

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

(via tortor416)

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

(via ugly-little-blogger)

wilddaize:

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 

(via fidiot)