betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

(Source: plutoroyal, via ugly-little-blogger)

suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

(via ugly-little-blogger)

crenelate:

when you look into the mirror after a day at school

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(via stability)